Saturday, December 25, 2010

xmas





Christmas on board the Manukai-
Fake Xmas trees- check
Chirstmas Tunes- Check
Christmas movies-check
Xmas Lights- check
traditional christmas dinner- check
desserts-check
Work, work and more work- check
It maybe christmas but someones gotta drive the ship.
Shit, where do you think all the gifts you bought came from.

BAHH HUMBUG


Thursday, December 23, 2010

Rat Guards



there are many odd things aboard ships that not many people would even think to notice nor would think of why they are there. many of which were put into use out of necessity. Like most things, improvises to any work environment come retroactively due to an accident, catasrophe or a mistake that could have been avoided had the personnel knew what they learned after the mistake. Back in the day, ships traveling from port to port would be there for days on end, even months or years on end depending on the cargo and task set forth by the proprietor of the ship. While the ships were at the dock for these prolonged stays, creatures would climb aboard the ships via the mooring lines and make themselves at home. Many of these creatures, including but not limited to were RATS. Diseased scavengers that would hitch a ride from one port to another against their will. Plauge and disease were spread and people were killed and lesons were learned the hard way. A rat from the England, winding up in the Indies with Rabies for instance was the beginning of the end. Rats could not swim to an island in the middle of the ocean, and if they were not there beofre the only way they could have got there was from a ship. From instances like these, countries and ship owners decided it was best to configure a contraption to prevent rats from leaving the ships in the next port of call. So once a rat was aboard, it was supoosed to die aboard. Thats where the "Rat Guard" came from and thats why everyship has a rat guard on each of the mooring lines it sends to the dock. TO PREVENT RATS FROM LEAVING THE SHIP... although these days its more likely to prevent Rats from getting aboard.





Monday, December 20, 2010

average day at sea



Many people are unaware of what a ship does before it actually gets to the
dock. Here is a quick attempt to shed some light. There are a crew of
sailors, usually 3 watchstanders and 3 day working able bodied seaman
responsible for preparing the decks. The watchstanders are coupled with a
navigation officer and are helmsman/lookouts while the day workers maintain
the vessels repairs and planned maintentance regiment. Prior to arrival in
port all 6 sailors get together on deck and layout the mooring lines for
which the boat ties up to the dock with. They then rig a pilot ladder off
the side of the ship, most likely on the leeward side(the non windy side) a
few feet off of the waterline so the piolt(the guy who has the local port
knowledge and conns the ship to the dock) can climb aboard from sea. The 6
sailors are split up to bow and stern teams. Traditionally, the 2nd mate and
dayworkers are tasked with tying up the bow while the 3rd mate and
watchstanders take care of the stern. Usually for docking and undocking a
tug boat is used to assist the ship in manuevering and it sends its own line
up to the sailors on either the port or starboard (left or right) quarter
(the back corner) of the ship based on what side of the ship is going be
touching the dock. Once the pilot is aboard and the tug is made fast(secured
to the ship) the teams on the bow and stern, once word from the captain is
given, send the lines to the dock. The lines are big and heavy, so a heaving
line, or a light weight line with a weight on the end is literally thrown to
the dock so a line handler can easily grab it and pull the bigger lines to
the bollards(horns) on the dock that the eye goes around. Every mooring line
has a eye about 3-4 ft long at the end of it. then the lines are made tight
by securing them to bits(horns) on the ship using a winch. Once all the
lines are tight the tugboat(s) are released and then the gangway ladder is
rigged so people can come and go from the ship. That's that. kind of, for
sake of simplicity.




More to come on the job of the pilot and other aspects of life aboard a
900ft conainter ship.

Friday, December 17, 2010

land disappearing


There are few feelings in the world if any at all that can compare with
watching land disappear into the horizon from a large ship at sea. It truly
is amazing that something so large, can be dwarfed so quickly my mother
earths beautiful blue ocean. Sky scrapers of the sea ever so swiftly become
nothing but a blip on a radar among the expanse of the ocean. Some may think
that getting a 900ft loaded steel hull to pitch and roll may be a difficult
task, well think again. Pacific storms penetrating off the aleutians have
the ability to shake these gargantuan vessels like a cheap hotels quarter
fed vibrating bed from the 70s. Never take the power of nature for granted,
always enjoy its beauty and respect the fact that shes gnarlier than you.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

under way

A typical loading plan showing stowage positions for the containers.
One \ means still working while an X means completed that bay. Schematics like these are used by the mate on watch to ensure cargo loads and discharge are happening as planned.





It's important while making rounds on deck to keep a very watchful eye. 1 dead bird with a disease could be disastrous for crew health...





Tuesday, December 14, 2010

signing on the ship

the manukai is a us flagged jones act union ship. basically the shit. when a us crew ventures into foriegn waters the crew must present passports, physical fitness and sign foriegn articles stating amongst other things that there will be no pilferage, sabotage and illegal contraband smuggling.
8 am is the crew change. work starts immediately after. container stowage postions and times must be logged and mooring lines and gangway ladders must be tended all the while assuring the vessels security is being taken care of. there are 3 levels of maritime security... MARSEC 1, 2 and 3. 1 is normal 2 is sketchy and 3 is get the hell outta dodge cause some shit is about to go down. there are multiple size containers stowed on the ship ranging from 20 up to 55 feet. all goods must be accounted for and if the containers are filled with frozen or refrigerated goods, temperatures must be taken and that the refrigeration does not fail. there is a "reefer engineer" whos only job is to maintain those boxes.

more to come stay tuned.
24ft refrigerated container

Monday, December 13, 2010

blogging hiatus

from now until january 17th all posts will be from a 900ft container ship called the MANUKAI. this holiday season will be spent at sea with stops in honolulu, guam, xiamen, ningbo and shanghai china. follow the voyage here as attempts are made to profile life at sea.

happy holidays. 
shit, whens the pipe masters in memory of A.I. gonna resume? 



Sunday, December 12, 2010

david mann chopper fest 2010 Ventura

heres some highlights from the show. there were tons of sick bikes. only snapped a few pics before the iphone died.
welcome to chopper fest


Saturday, December 11, 2010

shapin synopsis

electric planer- $30
saw- inherited from grandpa (free)
2 hand planers- inherited from grandpa (free)
finger planer- $5
spoke shave and surform- $10
template fabric- $6
sanding screen- $2
Blemish blank- $53
sand paper and sanding block- scrap 2x4 and old sand paper from previous project (free)
total- $106.00
glassing-$200 @ studio 609 Board Craft, maybe a little steep but open on saturday
grand total- 306.00 + 3 partial days of creative fun-foam dust everywhere+riding your own shape= priceless

Thursday, December 9, 2010

day 2


new deadline monday morning. 3 days to complete. theres a lot of foam to plane... synopsis of the adventure following completion

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

the next shaper of the year?

shit. doubt it but the first hand shape is well under way. follow the journey

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Friday, December 3, 2010

Happy Friday

low tide and brown sand

if we could all die like this

hidden perfection

yikes

Thursday, December 2, 2010

what? no more stikas bru?

so whats the deal with  pro surfers drawing on sponsors logos instead of using stickers? 
is it the new offshore and hollow is onshore and crumbly trend? the first person of note to be drawing on logos was Dane. Now Jordys drawin on logos that can be seen from miles away, shit he's even trying to wear the same style hats and shirts as Dane. they say copying is the finest form of flattery but damn, at this rate jordy's gonna show up to the Pipe contest with a seagull and anchor tattoo. being unique is cool, its rad if thats actually you. if you gotta copy someone else's uniqueness than that is just weird. has anyone else noticed these similarities? is it a coincidence?
back to the drawing on of logos. are the team managers not sending the sticks out in enough quantity? are these athletes getting too many boards and not enough stickers? that would be understandable. what ever the reason may be; it was cool when it was unique now its like a song on the radio, played out. 

dane set the trend, now kellys doin it, jordys doin it, even julian wilson, mr pookah shell poster boy is drawing on quik logos. its an epidemic. its gotta take twice as long to draw a mountain and a wave or write O'NEILL than slap a big red square on the nose or whatever?  shit, not to mention look at the attention that huge advertisement brought Jordy's way... 
3 hotties from the Midwest! sick
how similar is jordys stick below?

Jordy ReynoldSmith


"how much for a sharpie and pookah necklace?" as told to the ABC store cashier




spray paint... clever

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

falling fans

whats with fans falling out of stadium seating? 2 falls in one week and 3  falls in 2 weeks is just nuts.

Lakers

Bears

and UCLA

 WTF? are they gonna start makin ya wear seatbelts at the stadium now or what?!


Monday, November 29, 2010

PING PONG

when the waves suck and the wind is howling there isn't anything better than some serious ping pong rallies. shit even if the waves are good nothing beats a beer and a game of pong after surfing. lately ping pong has been a life saver. heres some serious inspiration for amateurs aspiring to be pros. McCabe this is for you!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thanksgiving

A quick history-

Pilgrims land in Massachusetts after Columbus got lost.
The Pilgrims mingle with Natives.
Winter storms kill many of  the new "discoverers" of the land.
Natives aka indians survive the weather because they've done it before.
Pilgrims declare the new world theirs and feast for three days on crops the indians grew.
Years later George Washington declares the first Thursday of Nov. a holiday called Thanksgiving.
Now its the last Thursday.
a day off of work or school is always cool.


ever bbq a turkey?

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Movember

If you didn't take part this year, you blew it.


 Don't forget next year!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

"Ventucky" train bridge Graffiti

What's with this shit? as soon as you enter "historic downtown ventura" from the 101 the first thing you feast your eyes on is a scummy looking bridge with shitty graffiti sprayed all over it. If the over payed and underworked "graffiti team" Ventura has deployed  isn't going to help "recover" this unique landmark lets hire some struggling artists to put some cool shit on the bridge that represents our city. While the artists are "recovering" the bridge local paper and news organizations can document the operation and get some well deserving folks into the limelight. Maybe the problem faced in "recovering" the bridge is that the railroad companies own the bridge and not the city or county and it's definetly not top priority of a money hungry corporation to ease the eye pain of some potential income sources to our struggling city merchants. In other words, maybe if that bridge didn't make it look as if you were exiting into the hood, maybe more people would stop and buy something at your local art gallery or restaurant. Its a shame ventura has become known for thrift stores  and not its potpouri of natural and one of a kind offerings. There are few places in the world that offer beaches, mountains, lakes and agricultural  within minutes of each other all at a reasonable price, if not free.  
heres ventura's graffiti hotline website... i wish they would take their own advice. 

Monday, November 22, 2010

ROBERTS SURFBOARDS BEST SHAPES OF THE YEAR

Congrats to 805 shaper Robert Weiner for winning the coveted "Shaper of the Year." What a major accolade.
Not to take anything away from the shaper of the year title, but in the age of computer generated surf design and so many shapers making such similar boards the title Shaper of the Year seems a little outdated. Now don't get me wrong, this title went to the best person this year. shit, you can't paddle out with out seeing at least 10 Roberts designs so obviously people love them. but any shaper this year was making stubby, wide tail grovelers for high performance surfing in marginal waves. yes there was conflict between Al Merrick and some online videos, with the bottom line being which came first the chicken or the egg?  did the white diamond inspire the dumpster diver? was the dupster diver out before the dump truck? was the ...lost rocket out before the White diamond?  Whos to say and who's to really care because since the beginning shapers and surfers were always trying different things, taking one of somebody elses and either adding or subtracting design ideas to make it that much more responsive or lighter or faster or whatever. the underlying goal was always how can the surfers on my boards surf the best they possibly can? the answer is with the best equipment for the skill set of the surfer and waves being ridden. its hard to get over the guys with 7'8" fun shape quad fin setups. its like you can barley stand up you really think the $800 custom quad setup is gonna put you over the top? maybe the award could be changed to "shapes or shape of the year"and will be given for the design that pushed surfing to the highest level, as the "diamonds and dumptrucks" did this year. it still takes a skilled  and quality shaper to create the designs so there would be no recognition loss there.
 "WHITE DIAMOND" the board that changed it all!

this years shaper of the year, seems to have worked with all degrees of surf skill and theory and came up with the best all around boards for this modern design theory. So that in its own right is a great claim to fame and well deserved. Roberts has been a grass roots local shaper dedicated to putting out the best boards he can for his surf team and all clientele for many years. Its about time he caught his big break. It truly proves that if you stick with something that you love through thick and thin dreams can come true. That's indeed what this award is about. Who knows what next years surfboard design gimmick will be but with s10ter, dane, jordy and Roberts' inspiring team defining modern surfing on unique equipment, I'm sure next year will bring a whole new dimension.
p.s. i want a 5'3" white diamond.. hook it up!



heres some previous Shapers of the Year
Tom Wegener
Rusty Preisendorfer
Bert Berger
Eric Arakawa
Al Merrick

Sunday, November 21, 2010

A.I. would scrap

BJ Penn walked out to his usual anthem, a crazed look on his face wearing a black shirt with yellow writing that said "A.I. WOULD SCRAP." that tribute shirt gave everyone goosebumps. good on ya B.J.! R.I.P. ANDY!


Oh yeah, BJ licked matt hughes in 21 seconds! when matt hughes woke up from getting beat he asked his corner "what happened?"

click here for a full video of the beat down
UFC 123 Matt Hughes vs. BJ Penn


the embarrassed response from Matt Hughes corner